Candid photo of Lucifer and the angel he destroyed
ive watched this so many times
u know he hit the blunt right before he walked out like “just one hit no big deal” but he pulled TOO HARD
omg he’s so scared. I feel like I’ve been in this exact position. and then when letterman makes the “dave-z” joke u see his face light up and he’s like “yes… This is my friend”
A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
- Men: Not ALL men.
- Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.